Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

Wrecking Ball (Q Parody Version: Inspired by Bart:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLtmauJLP-A)

Remember when... the Q was a ten...

And it wasn't... such a big lie...

Our biz was strong... we were alone...

But now... it's filled with PM's that lie...

Since the outsourcing game, all the customers say...

We are a total flake....

Engineering half the time, shareholders first all the time...

JANA and the Board will never care about you....

Samsung came in like a wrecking ball...

It never us hit so hard before...

All we wanted was a SOC win for all...

All they did was break our...snapdragon monopoly...

Yeah, they also broke into our... LTE...

We put China so high, up in the sky...

And now, we're going to die...

Xiaomi will turn...they'll let us burn...

And we'll be like....Motorola on the ground...

Don't you ever say, JANA can't break us away....

The will always want to...

The board will buy us time, more buybacks all the time....

But, JANA will always want more...

MediaTek came in like a wrecking ball...

It never hit us so hard before...

Their octo-core won it all...

All they did was break our...snapdragon monopoly...

Oh please save us, snapdragon 820...

Intel came in like a wrecking ball...

It never hit us so hard before...

Their x86 was free for all...

All the did was break our...snapdragon monopoly...

Oh please save us, IOT...

We've never meant to start a chip war...

We just want our stocks options and cash in...

And instead of selling bonds again...

We should have invested more within...

We've never meant to start a chip war...

We just want to sell our RSUs again...

Don't you ever say, JANA can't break us away....

The will always want to...

Our customers came in like a wrecking ball...

They never hit us so hard before....

Their antitrust lawsuits again this fall...

All they did was break our...snapdragon monopoly...

Yeah, they also broke into our... LTE...

Oh save us, snapdragon 820...

Oh please save us, IOT...

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Post ID: @OP+BNK1L1Y

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When it comes to entertainment, you need controversy to get rating. So, add some racial overtone, or just start calling everyone F*ING F@GGAT . One thing I don’t to want to see is you naked on a wrecking ball.

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Post ID: @1Mvq+BNK1L1Y

You're the Rodgers and Hammerstein of our generation. But your song could use some racial tension to spice things up ala West Side Story.

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Post ID: @g4w+BNK1L1Y

y'all remember this talent show classic? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xomhw_bank-of-america-one-bank-one-card-c_news

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Post ID: @V3K+BNK1L1Y

thank you @weirdal. can you do Lorde's "Royals" next?

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