Who's volunteering to ride in my spanking almost-brand-new twin engines Cessna I've just paid with cash down at Uncle Bobbie Joe's Crabs Shack this mornin!! Yee Haww!!! Please please stop with the formality, please just call me, "Indiana." Flight leaves before the second wave of lay-offs! Parachutes and seatbelts are optional. On flight's beverages and peanuts will be provided free of charge...And I'm 51% sure that we'll stay in the air this time. Thanks!
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A swing and a miss!
Are you drunk?