Actually, I just got a copy of a new meeting invite. Actually it's 12K. Everybody's getting laid off except 1,000 team members. It's the rapture! Rapture everybody. Raptures happening. Believe me, I posted it anonymously on a message board.
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This is highly unlikely. Drastically cutting 10,000+ positions is too many too soon, maybe stretched out over two years, but not in such a short period of time. It wouldn't make any business "cents."(Puns intended).
Should I start drinking before I come in?
I don't know who is more stupid. The poster or the idiots replying.
Whatever, loser. It's more like 45,000 people. We are going to hire more people just so we can fire them.
Garbage. They still need people to run the place and no way can 1000 people do it.
Oh no
I prayed about it and God confirmed. #Rapture