Target TM: Doc, I don't feel well, this lay-off has me spooked, I'm recently married, the wifey's got a bun in the oven, we've brought a new house, and I've even brought a brand new $1200 HDTV online to watch my NFL games! If I get laid off, I'm so SOL....Dot.Doctor: I'm so sorry, hopes you feel better soon? What are you experiencing?....Target TM: Irritable, moody, frustrated, sad, and poor...Dot.Doctor: Well, I know just the thing to cure you of all of your illness, well, except for "poor," that's beyond my medical powers...Target TM: yeah? What is it? A magic pill?...Dot.Doctor: Yes!!!!!! A Lingman a Day Keeps Me Away! Try me!...Target TM: ..Gulps, gosh, omg, I feel soooo goood! Thanks doc!!!....Dot.Doc:A LINGMAN a DAY Keeps ME AWAY!.....
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