Layoffs? Another cancelled Tech Summit? Merit increases that feel more like COLA? Don't worry, there's "exciting news to share" - new copiers. They are used so often, makes complete sense. I feel like our strategy is much more attainable now.
I am excited. You?
“New copiers, new copiers everywhere”
Is this Togo’s promise for 2025? Are they AI powered? Are they ridiculously easy to operate?
Listen buddy, those deck chairs aren't going to rearrange themselves!
"Merit increases that feel more like COLA." Even with the merit increases, they are still around 20% behind from the 3 years they didn't give any.
The Prophet is disappointed that his followers are not rejoicing and dancing in the streets of this exiciting news of new copiers.