The latest madness these id--ts have decided to roll out is this new practice where everyone needs to be at least Bronze certified by EOY! This is supposed to "provide clarity to what it means to be operational within the OBD model." Countless hours will be wasted as teams "prepare and review" the certification criteria. The DPM must decide if the team is "ready for certification". Then a pair of certifiers (described as a select group of experienced practitioners . . . seriously? How can they be experienced when this is a new requirement?) will attend meetings/reviews/demos to decide if you are worthy of the certification! This insanity and COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME will be done every 6 months.
What is the freaking point! Every year they come up with a new and improved model to help us win in the marketplace and every year they change it. How about this, just let the people do their jobs who are performing/delivering. If there is dead weight on the team, let that person go. We spend so much useless time crafting unnecessary things to justify our existence and the actual work suffers! Can we PLEASE get someone in leadership who isn't an id--t?