@6ygg+1ukMetH9 you’re so amazing, well at least you think so,
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@6ygg+1ukMetH9 You sound like a regular hero that struggled learning how to march and stacked shelves in a warehouse miles away from any action. Why aren't you reporting to DW already?
Perks of being former U.S. military in this company are amazing... I've jumped ahead of so many people in both CL and roles. Keep whining snowflakes!
Mobil1 synthetic grease 😉
Does Kathy use Mobil1 when she pegs DW? Is that how she got him to move to Houston?
Once a month we have a sitcom of the two brothers in Clinton screaming at each other.
All we need is a drink and popcorn.
How the company cares about its core asset the people. PSMS is a great example, amazing safety system. So thankful for the great work of the GO&S people
Honestly, the back-up care benefit is great. Being able to have daycare or summer camps for the kids for only $15 a day is fantastic. I’ve used it many times in a bind.
The availability of parking spaces on campus.
I enjoy taking a nap in my car most days
DW it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
You are a bunch of spoiled tossers
DW
Wait,,,,you guy are getting perks!?!
Researching how the spawn of Cthulhu that is DW can be stopped. Haven't found anything yet.
Yeah, 60 minute forums when I can just dial in and switch off. Those are special money milking perks!
@2oee+1ukMetH9 Hope Kathy doesn’t use lube
Listening to some puppet talk about energy outlook, while not interested at all
I like to daydream about DW getting pegged by Kathy
Contractor, candy crush tournament in the Pilot Plant men’s room. Sounds like an arcade in there. 08801 😂
Taking long dumps while try to contain the voices in my head.
Corporate Jet home to Florida every Thursday evening then WFH every Friday while I implement a “No Friday WFH” policy for my underlings.
There aren’t a lot of companies with pensions left out there. This benefit it one that requires deferred gratification, but it is nice if you make it to the end.
Hot desking behind the latest young quinby and watching her moves.
That you don’t work here anymore. Wait, you never worked here!
The loosest sick policy in business. You can literally use all your sick time every year and as long as you got a quack that’ll sign the papers, ain’t nothing that HR/MOH will do because they’re so cut back in people they can’t catch patterns. NRE and G or NI? Use that sick time and f’em in the neck.
All the lovely people I work around. The great praise from my bosses. The free knives in the back and the other thing in the back side.
I am still gainfully employed.
@ @1var+1ukMetH9 at work?
Free lunch at pioneer
Taking a good 30 minute toilet break every morning and getting paid for it
Seeing the cleavage of all the ladies still sporting the low cut shirts
Numb Off-Hand Reach Arounds after playing a Noon Tee Time back-9 in August.
Docking with my managers uncircumcised member.
Personal use of Company jets. Chauffeur everywhere I go. No accountability. Millions in annual bonus even if stock price tumbles.
DWs deep dcking
Stock buybacks are good, but, yeah, it's the free knee-pads.
Nice try HR. My vote goes to the rub and tug service at wellness 2.