Thread regarding Honeywell International Inc. layoffs

Milton

My boss is so nice! He said he would pick me up and drive me to work in Clearwater, I can stay at the plant and work, they will provide all meals plus overtime. Where can you find a better boss?

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Post ID: @OP+1uTrviRD

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I just want somebody to tell me what the hourly pay. In order, to receive free meals everyday.

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Post ID: @dzwh+1uTrviRD

How else is she going to get a bonus. We need you here everyday. Honeywell's trying to come up with a way to make you work while you're sleeping. We got a spare mental advice that you can put on your head. It involves Honeywell, AI and quantum computing. It's really safe.

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Post ID: @8tni+1uTrviRD

Roof leak. Honeywell send me home. No free food or overtime.

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Post ID: @2rdk+1uTrviRD

Stop complaining and get to work, peasant. HW profits come first.

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Post ID: @1bul+1uTrviRD

Might be a good time to take up swimming!

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Post ID: @tmn+1uTrviRD

Does "all meals" imply that vending machines will be unlocked? What about smoke breaks? Might be a good time to take up smoking.

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