I can’t wait to RTO. I will start with a morning visit to the bistro. Then I will walk around to see who on my team is in the office so we can “collaborate” even though majority of my team is out of state. I will then check to see what sponsors are in and make sure I’m up to date with all the current product knowledge. This would normally be something i would join on a virtual call while working my emails. Now I have time for more 1 on 1 in depth conversations. I will see who is bringing in lunch and be sure to enjoy my meal as I often spent my time WFH eating lunch while checking emails. Now I have time to sit down for an hour and really enjoy. Then I will see if there are any afternoon snacks being brought in and be sure to take a break to enjoy that too. I would hate for those to go to waste. Like I said, I can’t wait to RTO!
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The 3 or 4 hour roundtrip car ride will clear your head. STOP and GO traffic. STOP and GO. STOP and GO. You see, that will cheer you right up.
Did you squeeze in any fifa then?
The quarter is going badly so this was a knee jerk reaction because they think sales aren't happening due to WFH. Time will tell if they are right or wrong
Hot dang it's going to be like the NYSE in the office today. Such incredible energy from everyone collaborating, deals that were unthinkable last Friday are going to pour through the door today
I have seen people playing ping pong for hours, like literally hours. What a RTO, now they will play all 5 days & I will able to watch them every time i go to water or restroom.
It’s going to cost me $250 in gas, tolls and meals to “collaborate” each week.
“Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that
for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a
given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.”
sign the class action suit
BS, JB, JC, and PT., All data breaches have happened under their watch with failed policies not thinking things through. They need to be held accountable for their actions.
...and the part timers keep part timing. Can't blame MSD or JC for trying to tidy up the loose ends. One click away from being replaced by an AI app.
Make sure to catch some fifa on the PlayStation too!
Up for some ping pong?
Don't forget the water cooler trips for all those accidental amazingly productive chats that could never ever happen with wfh!
So in other words....just like every hybrid employee right now?
Don’t forget to soak in that electrifying energy on the sales floor
Me too. My TP costs will significantly be reduced so between the cost of gas for the commute, I might break even. I hope the WIFI works in the loo.