Calling for all remaining associates who survive monthly rifings to give yourself exceeds on all corporate values. This company doesn't actually uphold a single one of them and yet asks us to. Thanks for low bar.
When compliance week rolls around, I do have to shake my head. I'd love for any of them to find a shred of actual empathy or integrity among the SLT. They do have it. It's just not for the associates.
Oh and I guess thanks for giving us a Thursday without a major rif. Always a pleasure.