Well my fellow Helevancers. We made it without being thrown to the sharks. Lets enjoy our weekend.
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It's wild that it's something to legitimately want to celebrate. Thanks for allowing us all to continue to slave for you while you tell us everything is our fault, but we should be really happy about it because....you...you...spent millions of dollars on offices no one wants to go to so now you're forcing us to go so you don't look like mo--ns for throwing away money that probably would have kept a lot of teams intact. But man, these noise canceling pods that no one ever cleans sure are nice when it's too loud to actually think. Definitely worth it.