Thread regarding Elevance Health (Anthem) layoffs

Helivance has become a Dilbert Cartoon

Hellevance reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon called 'Strategy Meeting' - "The weak economy is limited our strategic options"... "I won't sugar coat anything" ... "Option one is a long slide to oblivion"... "Option two is a death spiral" ..."Our new company logo is a man getting su-ked into a toilet" ... "Our revised mission statement is 'forage during the daylight and hide at night'" ..."I'll pass out clubs and you can decide among yourselves how to downsize by fifty percent".. "Is it just me, or was it better when they sugar coated?"

Pretty much sums it up.

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So true! I looked up the cartoon and I gotta say, life is imitating art to a point that is surreal. The "forage during daylight and hide at night" had me laughing out loud. It is funny except when I remember that we are actual people who need our jobs. But for those of you not familiar with "Strategy Meeting" : Here is a link to the cartoon. Don't post it on your cubicle wall or anything...but good perspective.

https://thecuriousbrain.com/?p=70403

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Post ID: @3zzy+1u2jp9ML

So much for "Improving the Health of Humanity"

More like improving the lives of the Senior Leadership Team and degrading the lives of its associates and members.

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Post ID: @dej+1u2jp9ML

They have destroyed 20k lives in the last year. Not to mention family members of those people. And that was quietly with sugar coating. Now they have the heavy artillery out. Winter is coming. We're all fu---d.

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