Thread regarding Alteryx layoffs

Unfiltered Truth: Who Really Drives Our Company Forward in the Face of PE Layoffs

Alright folks, let's get real here. The PE's gonna drop the hammer and lay off a few hundred folks sooner or later. To my hardworking colleagues, if someone's gotta go, it should be some of those senior managers and directors who just whip up pretty PowerPoint slides from the blood, sweat, and tears of the folks actually pushing the company forward. All they do is throw around a few fancy technical terms and rake in the big bucks. As someone with two decades of tech experience, I can't help but chuckle when they try to talk shop about our products.

Now, let me break it down for you. Over the past few years, I've seen people bringing in their buddies and getting them cushy jobs to cover each other's backs. And don't get me started on those acquisitions that never made sense, like Trifacta. My gut tells me they either bailed out a friend's sinking ship or just didn't do their homework. Plus, we've got vendors bleeding us dry thanks to the cozy relationships they've built within the company—what a waste of our budget.

In the end, I really hope the PE folks do their due diligence and figure out who the real contributors are. Let's cut loose the ones who got in through connections or benefited from those questionable acquisitions and vendor contracts. In the C-Suite, the only ones I trust are Trevor and Alan—they actually know their stuff and have a solid vision. But man, it's baffling that our analytics company's CDAO is running a two-person team. What happened with those constant re-orgs? It's a head-scratcher.

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Post ID: @OP+1szlhiR9

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Bringing buddies in from other places, giving them cushy jobs, bonus, crazy salary, and "departing bonus" is unfortunately how Corporate works. Been through this mess several times. It sickening and heartbreaking. If only employees would be treated like people instead of numbers. After all, it's the little people who bring in the cash for those salaries. Won't hold my breath.

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Post ID: @bmyc+1szlhiR9

They really need to give at least two months pay, it takes months to interview and secure a job. I would hope Paula and Suresh would advocate for the loyal employees they have.
Time will tell.

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Post ID: @7zar+1szlhiR9

I trust Trevor (actually has a brain and knows how to run a department), but cannot speak for Alan at all. Hope Trevor

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Post ID: @7clr+1szlhiR9

Probably won't be Tuesday, but Wednesday is what I'm hearing. Little birdie said it won't be don't like previous layoffs. More than likely a mass email with a follow up from HR. Also, severance is going to disappoint those affected. Most people are looking at two-to-four weeks and a month of continued health insurance regardless of tenure or position in the company.

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Post ID: @6xfo+1szlhiR9

I am sorry you are all still there.

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Post ID: @5byr+1szlhiR9

Tuesday so as to not interfere with the Memorial Day yachting

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Post ID: @5gei+1szlhiR9

Why Tuesday? So it won’t ruin your long weekend?
I think it’s also a mass email that’s the new practice for tech companies.

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Post ID: @5prh+1szlhiR9

If you took next week off, your NGMI

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Post ID: @5bwg+1szlhiR9
Indeed. First round next Tuesday. Next round speculated in October.

What happens to people who took next week off?

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Post ID: @5uto+1szlhiR9

Indeed. First round next Tuesday. Next round speculated in October.

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Post ID: @4uwc+1szlhiR9

Is next Tuesday the go live for layoffs?

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Post ID: @4zqo+1szlhiR9

Yeah. Alan is an id--t. He joined from nepotism too. He came from Ford and brought all is friends from Ford. That’s why all the higher ups in DS are all from Ford

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Post ID: @3mfb+1szlhiR9

finding a new job will take less time than posting like this

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Post ID: @1zud+1szlhiR9

What is the point of this post?

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Post ID: @hpb+1szlhiR9

Saying the only two you trust are Alan and Trevor speaks volumes and I quit reading your post

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