The marquee global analytics event of the year brought to you by the dream team of none other than
Paula “please get me out of this place” Hansen
Suresh “chief checked out officer ” Vittal
Pi---l “dead man walking” Pierce
and,
Libby “retired and outta here” Adams
Produced and Directed by none other than “Behind the scenes puppet masters” Insight and Clearlake
The energy and excitement at this no budget cap event promises to be unmatched by any other conference this year and will make snowflake summit and databricks’ data and ai events feel like kindergarten play dates
Customers can look forward to a bonanza of other worldy innovations slated for immediate release and a pipeline of earth shattering features on the horizon showcased by the most impressive R&D team in all of tech. You thought the between_date function in Designer was big last year? Pshh, we will showcase a working and debugged version of the year/month date extraction function this time around AND, drumroll please, six-tool workflows in cloud that run more than once out of every two tries 🤯🤯 . Thats right, your move Microsoft.
Prepare to open your checkbooks people because these innovations are going to sell out faster than Nvidia H100 GPUs
Our party themes for our Maveryx this year are “90’s desktop throwback style” on day 1 and “clueless dinosaurs” on day 2. Get ready, because we will hand out free Alteryx software on CD ROMs to the fist 5 raffle winners!!! Our marketing and event teams have been working nonstop day and night (right before they are all fired) to ensure that the hundreds of you that show up are treated to a once in a lifetime experience. In addition to making tickets free for everyone this year, we promise to have more of us employees than you customers in attendance to ensure every customer attendee has one-on-one care and attention given to them. How’s that for commitment?
Are you pumped yet? ARE YOU PUMPED YET??