Thanks for the advice but nope.
Cigna had a choice.
I could do above-average work from home like I did for four years.
Or I could come into an office to collaborate, engage in spontaneous, cross-functional conversations, and culture building. Note that none of those have anything to do with processes or deliverables.
So, I dutifully trundle in three full days a week, ready to collaborate, communicate, and build culture. So far, there is no interest in that from the random strangers seated nearby. These things must be organic, and cannot be forced.
I look at the in-office days as if I am a firefighter. Ever prepared if the occasion presents itself, but essentially idle for long stretches otherwise.
Cigna has opted to squeeze us, to qualify for tax breaks that we don't benefit from, and have adopted a hard-line, adversarial, and inflexible stance. Fine, I will comply enough to stay under the radar, but I will seize any opportunity to slow down processes and waste resources as I go.
Taking the role of the corporate lick spittle seems a little perverse. They don't care about you and are preparing another round of layoffs next week. Good people and hard workers will have their lives damaged because billions in annual profits just aren't sufficient. But go ahead and lick that boot, I suppose.