Thread regarding Optum layoffs

How long until they figure it out?

I tried to hit the resign button, it wouldn't let me. I tried to contact HR you can't get a person on the phone. Sc--w my manager. So I just turned my computer off, has anyone else done this? How long before they figure out I'm not turning it back on?

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Post ID: @OP+1sU8IXJS

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We should all definitely turn off computers and work phones,disable location tracking and do it in unison on a set date. I do it in half assed ways here and there but I’m talking about taking an hour if I’ve seen all my patients, I may stop in a store or if I’m really naughty go to the beach at 4 ( wear my suit to work under my scrubs).

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Post ID: @Gcgg+1sU8IXJS

@3qwy+1sU8IXJS: Optum doesn't furnish references either way. One would be smart to make friends with someone with some clout and use them as a reference.

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Post ID: @3ocx+1sU8IXJS

Bro, it's very simple in GSS. Call IT if the button doesn't work. Hope you don't need Optum down as a job on your resume if you abandon LOL

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Post ID: @3qwy+1sU8IXJS

Better plan:

  1. find another job
  2. pretend to keep working at Optum by downloading an auto-clicker
  3. keep getting extra paychecks from Optum until they figure it out.
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Post ID: @2xlg+1sU8IXJS

Oh please LOG OFF. Personal computer too. We are getting so sick of your nonsensical post. Learn toenail art or something.

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Post ID: @2qnl+1sU8IXJS

Just my opinion:
I'd keep logging in every day.
I would just not do anything other than minimal tasks.

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Post ID: @2bzg+1sU8IXJS

3 business days. Then you'll be down as job abandonment. They will try to call you first to see where you are, and may even send a letter via UPS LOL

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Post ID: @1zxq+1sU8IXJS

We should all turn our computers off at once. Powerless? I think not!

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Post ID: @1ybk+1sU8IXJS

I wish michǎeł Durochër would just resign, my entire team is tired of his cr-p and management refuses to hold accountability to him even though multiple people on our large department team have submitted evidence to support a full CAP and Termination

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Post ID: @yts+1sU8IXJS

Bahahahaha. Def not surprised by this and could believe it 1000%. In a weird twist they don’t want the sħíț bag workers to go but will willingly and easily let solid top performers sink into despair….

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Post ID: @drt+1sU8IXJS

Lol!!

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Post ID: @dtu+1sU8IXJS

That's pretty funny. Keep us updated!

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