Thread regarding Fidelity Investments layoffs

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Let me guess, you wrote this instead of doing your job!

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Post ID: @6kat+1ryuIgFC

Copywriter this masterpiece!

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Post ID: @1kkg+1ryuIgFC

A Scrum Master walks into my office space
With a burndown chart and a determined face
He starts talkin' about the backlog and the sprint
But I ain't got time for no inflexible stint

(Chorus)
No Scrums, no Scrums, a Scrum Master just ain't the one for me
He wants stand-up meetings every day at three
No Scrums, no Scrums, gotta find a team that's agile and free
With a Kanban board and flexibility

(Verse 2)
He says we gotta estimate each user story point
But how can we know for sure what the project will appoint?
He talks in velocity and wants us to burn it all down
But creativity's stifled, gonna turn this whole thing around

(Chorus)
No Scrums, no Scrums, a Scrum Master just ain't the one for me
He wants stand-up meetings every day at three
No Scrums, no Scrums, gotta find a team that's agile and free
With a Kanban board and flexibility

(Bridge)
Maybe Scrum works for some, that's alright with me
But for this project's needs, it just ain't the key
We gotta adapt and change, gotta be on our toes
Not stuck in a framework, where innovation slows

(Chorus)
No Scrums, no Scrums, a Scrum Master just ain't the one for me
He wants stand-up meetings every day at three
No Scrums, no Scrums, gotta find a team that's agile and free
With a Kanban board and flexibility

(Outro)
So next time a Scrum Master walks in here
With his process and his charts, I'ma make it clear
This ain't the right fit, gotta find a different groove
An agile team that's flexible, that's the way to move

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Post ID: @mbl+1ryuIgFC

Scrum jobs
https://www.indeed.com/q-scrum-master-jobs.html

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