T-Mobile Purge coming soon!

I hear this announcement will play when it comes.

"This is not a test, this is your Emergency Broadcast System. Announcing the commencement of the T-Mobile annual purge sanctioned by Mike Sivert.
Unexplained layoffs have been authorized for use during the purge. Nothing will be restricted.
Commencing at the siren, all employment terminations (including anyone on leave) will be legal for 12 continuous hours.
Employee Care, Human Resources, and Ethics Hotline will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. When the purge concludes.
Blessed be our T-Mobile Values...The Un-Carrier of layoffs.
May luck be with you all."

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I really believe TMO will be much better if we get rid of the remains TrumpBots once and for all. They are horrible human beings and should be eradicated.

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How was that last BJ you gave to your boss to keep your job?

Time to show the tRumpers the door and restore respectability to tmo

Oh this may have dethroned the reddit comment of "the un-employer. We wont stop" as best layoff post.

I know this is attempt of humor but there is be no layoff

I suspect any job that can be done successfully at home will be exported to India and Philippines to save money

They still need to cut another 10000 or so based upon what the pre merger employee count was.

Hahahahahahahaha. Stupid joke but kinda true. They only care about keeping their stock price up.

That’s freaking hilarious and sad because it’s true. Unfortunately, T-Mobile is not a secure job career choice anymore.

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