Thread regarding Suncor Energy Inc. layoffs

Remember When?

Remember when Charlie Sheen went off the deep end with his “winning”? If not just look it up on YouTube to refresh your memory. Every time I hear Kruger talk about “winning” Sheen comes to mind. Suncor is not winning. Over the past year the stock is only second last to Cenovus of its peer group.

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Delay Energy transition projects - winning!
Brain dopamine circuits firing strong on one speed one gear - go - winning!
Eliminate more jobs - winning!

Do it for the people of and province of Alberta - weak
Carbon capture - weak
Emission reductions - weak
Alternate energy sources - weak
Advisor roles - weak
Work from home - weak

Do it for Elliot Activist Investors demands - winning!
Do whatever it takes to cut 5.00 cost off a barrel of oil - winning!
Multi-million dollar bonus - EPIC, winning, winning, winning!

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You forgot:

Return to the office five days a week - winning!

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I’m with you on that one. Ever since I first heard him say that we’re gonna win and winning the first thing that came to my mind is Charlie Sheen.

YouTube search: winning Charlie Sheen. There’s a schmoyoho songify version:

Quickly and Recklessly Lay-off 1500 employees- winning! not enough, push it to 2000 - winning!
Re-org to Exxon-Mobil like org structure (I got this) - winning!
Delay emission reduction and carbon capture projects - winning!
Stock price $40.00 - winning!

He’s gonna right every single wrong. And when he loses he’s gonna still keep winning. Cause he likes to win.

About Charlie though: Good on Charlie Sheen though, he did manage to change his life around.

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