Please can you come up with some excuses to help Mike with the usual revenue drop on tomorrow's earning call.
The technology peanut butter stack has gone sour.
Myself and Mary have been busy all the time.
The $ has moved in the currency market.
It's not as cold as we expected.
The Ai market has cooled off.
We have just signed a big deal but its going into the next quarter.
The share buyback has failed.
We are still on the cuts trajectory, we will pivot to growth next year, next year, or next year.
My 2nd rater managers are milking the Company handsomely but are incapable to grow it.
The staff are fed up of me, Mary and the gang.
The customers realize I'm screwing over the employees for my gain.
Please add more or email them to Mike.