X new branding campaign

"We make the divvy, just don't ask how we did it"

"all for one and one for the divvy"

"wall street 3 - the divvy"

"Meg 3 - the x divvy"

"Donnie Boscoedivvy"

"Goodfellasdivvy"

"make up sht in the budget for divvy"

"Stevie pees sitting down"

And the winner is a tie:

"die hard with a divvy"

"the lord of the divvies"

"jb gets a guaranteed 6 million before day 1 at x what the fck"

Enjoy the last days here they are numbered... You were warned....

PS - we spent all day in 111 wasting time to create this...

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Executive salary pay cut for the Divvy?
King in the Castle, I have a chair! Go do dis, go do dis, King in the Castle…

https://www.crn.com/news/managed-services/xerox-s-6-most-highly-compensated-executives-in-2022

There's pizza rolls in the fridge, kids. Mama bear's gotta go out and make the divvy happen.

Trailer Park Divvies

Smell that delicious 3.38 per share Divvy gravy. Wait x 4 because x4 is part of the Divvy recipe! Up up up $12 by year end wait I meant $3 wait I don't know where the heck I am said every c suiter in Norwalk ever...

Divvy Guy
D is for Divvy
Divvy Pickers
Divvy Stars
Divvy Park
Everybody loves Divvy
King of Divvies
King of the Divvy
Real Divvy Housewives
Divvy is the new Black
The Divvy wears Prada
50 shades of Divvy

Art imitates life…

If my calculations are correct, when this Divvy hits 88 miles per hour you’re going to see some serious Divvy!

no ethics no problem we got a divvy

got hit on by the seeo no problem here's the divvy

got a bald head and ears like D-mbo a divvy will fix it here ya go

Didnt get invited to jbs house in Tampa (paid for by x) this weekend no problem here is a divvy.

got seven jobs here's the eighth we gotta make the divvy

Not Goin to drupa here's a divvy

Noticing that the dum one that just got hired zoomed right past you and you have ben working hard for 11 years no problem here's a divvy and a membership. Wait you can't have that gimme back but still divvy.

Just got told to train your replacement no problem here is a divvy for ya.

No dinner certificate this year sorry gotta make the divvy.

Debt is half of revenue no problem here's a divvy

Divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy divy

I've got a good one: Fuji Divvy!

I wonder though what would happen if they stopped the div? Probable that it would look like a tin can placed immediately at 10000 meters under the sea.

Don't get caught inside the tin can people please, please for the live of gd plan now.

Appledivvies
The Olive Divvy
Long ho-n steak divvy
Waldivvy
Tardivvy
Red Divvy
McDivvies

Keep going folks let mgmt know we know it's all about the Divvy - Times Up! X no longer interested in making anything but the divvy horseshoe maker in the age of Teslas the box is just a way to make that delicious divvy gravy! If you go back to your Simon school books for those that were in the MBA club this would be the decline / break up phase folks:

Assets sold aka real estate Parc xrcc xrcc 3d

Further consolidate still absolutely hilarious you got an office dude in production recipe for disaster but ensures zero new stuff.

Worst part the labor force has a $ on it and will be cut for sure if taken over / purchased by new owner...

Cost cut like a mo fo to make that divvy. Webster definitely closing in 2024- mgmt just super pisssed off we are talking about it they like to wreak havoc and not tell the employee for maximum impact to you that is what SB does people. Get the gck out of there already!!!

"Don't stop divvvvyyyinggg/ hold on to that divvvvyyyyy"

"Come on and take a Divvy ride, yeah, yeah, yeah"

"More than a Divvy, more than a divvy"

" I wanna Divvy Divv all night, and a Divvy for everyday"

Just a taste of my Playlist this morning, team! Let's start this holiday week off right!

The Divvy don't stop for no one do you not get it?????? Divvy gravy for the holidays oh yeah! Just don't ask how much carnage there was to make the divvy gravy....

It’s been fun, but I think we can all agree
“ The Dividend “ “ Divy” and all its derivatives have been played out on this site.

One or two more and let’s call it a night

I think the best one that suits these icahn washouts / has beens who have to stay there because they lost favor with uncle carl:

Wall Street 2: The Divvy Never Sleeps

The History Channel - Ancient Divvies Lost Divvy of WWIi and Hunting Divvy

Don't forget Marvel / DC

SuperDivvy
IronDivvy
JusticeDivvy
AquaDivvy
BatDivvy
WonderDivvy
Avengers-end Divvy part 1 JV
Avengers-end Divvy part 2 SB / JB
The Amazing Spider Divvy
ShaDivvy!
Captain Divvy!
Blaackk Panther Divvy
The Incredible Divvy
The Invisible Divvy

Phat tech powerhouse Java lotus control divizzle to the overweight divy.

No!!! Divvy is love but Java is disgusting. Just look at that produhction controller.

Honey I shrunk the Divvy

Don't Tell Mom the Divvy is Dead

Menace 2 Divvy

Divvy Impossible

Half Divvy'd

Undivvyables

Phat tech powerhouse Java lotus control divizzle to the overweight divy.

Xerox Make work work = Xerox duplicate work

Worst tag they’ve ever thought up. These were cr-p too but still better than current:

Madetothink - JV
Set the age free - JJ
Ready for real business - UB

Runners up:

Boogie Divvies
Gold Rush - The Divvy
Deadliest Divvy
90 Day Divvy
Pawn Stars - Divvy marathon
Million Dollar Divvy - Los Angeles

Can you smell what the divvy is cooking

Hulkadivia

Shark week - the divvy

Two divvy enter one divvy leave

Waterworld - waterdivvy

All entries will be submitted to tap panel and be fast tracked to pattentt to increase the worthless IP BS portfolio which will:

Increase the Divvy!

Stupid stupid stupid.

Two Divvies One Cup

Divvies in the Hood

White Divvies Can't Jump

Divinator 2

Divvy Wars

Saving Private Divvy

Forrest Divvy

Talladivvy Nights

“Waste” is a subjective, relative term.

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