Corcoran mentioned last week that we will have the Chief Ponzi Scheme Executive Officer on our call this week.
This will be the first time i've heard from him in audio in any capacity for around 2 years.
I suspect he will tell us the Apps business is for sale. Lets hope so.
When Analytics & Engineering is in a down turn you know things are bad.
I'll tell you how q2 will be better... Because they have nickel and dimed the whole quarter. Spending absolutely zero on anything.
It's a bit like holding your breath to stop the oxygen running out... Kicking the can down the road.
Guess what q3 will look like... And doubt that any analysts will be fooled by that.
no possibility to ask something! Do you think they are interested in questions from the base...
A deluded sociopath, the man is on a different planet from the rest of us.
The usual bull for 5 years, "we are In great shape", turnover down by 60%, we are in great shape but we don't want to give you a raise, we are In great shape the share price has tanked down 45% since I've taken over, and on.....
The guy is a master of inflated talk, no one believes him anymore, his been talking on growth execution for a while but its still shrinking.
If we are in great shape, and worth more than $4B then pay the employees, that will show your conviction. He's just trying to keep his ponzi scheme going.
When will he speak some truth?
Yes, the Analytics & Engineering town hall took place yesterday. Nothing spectacular happened. Some quotes from Mike:
"We are in great shape"
"It is not true that DXC is only worth 4.x billion$..."
"We will never underperform again like we did in Q1. We will execute in Q2"
It sounded like a speech for shareholders and was not really worth the time spent.
Anyone know what happened on the call?
We are starting a new offering -" Snake oil". This will be added to our product kit and we will be actively marketing this. We expect to turn the corner.
Did this call even happen as everyone I asked denied it was even happening????
C'mon - just ask him a question.
He'll go red, then purple, then blue, then cold...
Anyone remember Mike saying we have reached an inflection point? Q1 was supposed to be growth growth growth
Instead we got...
Insanity is defined as doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome.
Starve goose... expect bigger golden eggs
Starve goose..... expect even bigger golden eggs
Starve goose.... where the #@£## have the golden eggs gone
We have slipping Jimmy, Gene takovic and Saul Goodman here.
I hope someone gives us a summary. Our glorious CEOs first contact with staff in 19 months, lets hope he loses his temper again.
CEO Call (especially with downturn) normally means sorry we have to cut costs in challenging situation and we need to make NNN levels of cut via WFR - normally in EU and USA - either cut and selling businesses, lost another account, offshoring work to cheaper IT Cost centres like India.
Don't forget to ask what exactly the corporate jet costs per year to run...
Yes, we have a corporate jet and he uses it more often than the steak cutter.
@1kyq+1oyDNEDw sounds like Mike Cockandbull wasn't taken seriously about folks on the last call being grateful, so they have brought in the terminator for this call.
The last time terminator Selfino was on a town hall and was asked about pay - "he took care of of his people" he rewarded everybody in a rage of fit and anger saying if you don't like it go, we only want people who will give me thier pay and su-k up to me.
Bit like the Incredible Hulk moment when he changes green.
So watch out folks for the flip if there's a slido or if you push him over the edge by asking for anything. Dont ask him how the company can afford $20 million for his pay and the millions for the gang.
Its the Global Apps call.
In the last one they had a chat question widget and the highest rated questions were the salary questions. the craziest part is the questions about salary caught Corcoran by surprise. WTF! right!
In the second apps call Corcoran just read from a script and said we should be grateful we have jobs - Yes he said that.
What call is this ? A all hands town hall ?
What is the URL to the call ?
So what part of the business is being sold and to whom and for how much , and what meeting is this being relayed on .
Does anyone have the link for this call as it doesn’t seem to have been sent out??
That head line post is errr interesting 😂😂
Every playbook has an end. In some cases a happy ending.
Mike's playbook has an ending with a golden handshake for sure.
The cmo, chro, CFO and the execs are meeting face to face and coming up with a great strategy. We are definitely in for a nice quarter and great turnaround.
One is a kookaracha, another one is worse than slipping Jimmy.
Goodluck and adios.
is this an analyst meeting?
What meeting is this? And how do you get an invite? I hope everyone on call gives Mike a hard time, with no soft questions