While they (Wayne and his EC) assume everyone’s happy to be back to their respective cubicle…
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Employees are all forced into the office, meanwhile EMG: “Let them have tacos”!
Only one taco please.
Remember since Monday is a holiday please ensure you are in office all week! No exceptions.
- Sincerely, Your manager that works from home
Good news! The company realized an efficiency gain by removing all that unnecessary toilet paper, and we’re happy to announce those savings will go directly to a worthy cause, EMG bonuses.
I hope they didn’t skimp on TP. RTO and tacos could be a problem.
It would be nice if we can just throw whatever they give/feed us to Wayne and all his execs face to show our dissatisfaction. They need to know employees aren’t happy.
Tacos plus that energy Wayne says you can just feel in the air!
People been there pummeling toilets for months..welcome home folks
I can, I can! Just wondering why they smell like sharts from a bad batch of nachos left outside for a day. Betting the bathroom stalls will be fully occupied that day and will be needing some serious fumigating.