I have heard a few rumors this past week.
The ones getting the package have to work in Fab 1 while the people staying are moved to Fab 2 until they leave.
The fountains in the gowning areas are being turned off.
Staff will now have to go half's on the cleaning of the suits and buy their own hairnets however Seagate will still fund the bathrooms.
Carparks will now be charged and the timer starts as you come through the turnstile. £4 per day.
Breakfast vouchers will be brought back. They will be worth £5 but only women are eligible.
The tugs will be powered off but you will be required to push one for a 3 hour period depending on the rota.
Christmas will now be called Crsms as we cannot afford to buy vowels.
Senior management have not commented but should issue a statement next year or whatever.
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"You're such a comedian"
What's your deal? A lidar stuck up your a$$? The disc between your ears stop spinning?
"You're such a comedian. Those dark winters nights must just fly by in your house.Bet the hilarity never ends."
What an amazing comeback!!!!!!!!! You Sir, truly are the smartest of all the bootleggers.
You're such a comedian. Those dark winters nights must just fly by in your house.Bet the hilarity never ends.
Sadly now you are not far from the truth. NRM will shortly require employees to empty their own rubbish bins. Lots of other incredibly sad examples of a dying company that has gone all in on an economic upturn in the next 6 months.
Well done!