Wooops….
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/veralto-set-join-p-500-221600085.html
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It’s called “essential evolution”. They were actually close with this particular d-mb tag line. But it should have been “essential devaluation”. At least Mike Salvation got close this time. With a few more throws at the dartboard he might, just might, come up with something better next time. Now where is my lottery ticket..?
@dgb+1oQ6uaXq just that the S&P500 has nothing directly to do with the Fortune 500... the Fortune 500 will be reviewed again middle of next year, thus mgmt will not be in a hurry to change that page...
Now DXC can no longer brag about their status in the Fortune 500. They will have to revise their "OUR STORY" web page. We'll see how long that takes...Maybe they'll state they are a GLOBAL SMALL CAP wonder company... From bad, to worse, to worser.. MORE LASER-FOCUSED ESSENTIAL EVOLUTION PLEASE!!
https://dxc.com/us/en/about-us/our-story
"the C suites credability"????
Sorry, I don't understand. What credibility does the DXC C-suite have?
None in my thinking
Oops !
That's going to affect the C suites credability !!
Bring on the WFR
Don't worry gang, our AI infused Platform X and my 'Proven Playbook' (TM) will definitely have us promoted to the S&P500 in next to no time!
This is just a blip on our pivot to growth strategy.
Hey Gang, How many times I have to drill this into your heads? All I and my cronies (my so called leadership team) care is how to siphon off the company as much as we can. We will spin stories every quarter. GBS, GIS, new offerings, office of the AI, autonomous cars, GPS, platform x - all buzzwords we throw around and you guys will keep watching the circus. We have got the story for this quarter! Can anyone make a guess? no way! It is "imminent shutdown of the US govt because of the debt ceiling" and the macroeconomic climate because of that and issues with constant currency.
Not to worry, we will take care of the analysts. That BMO analyst is a little pain, I have asked his boss to put him in the wfr list. We will ask him to courier his laptop as well.
For you guys - turnaround is around the corner, so please turn around show show your A## and we will......
Bye for now. Please take care of your customers.
So what, the S&P 500 means nothing. What means something is how well (or bad) that DXC can take care of its customers !
The reason why DXC is failing is because DXC is only as good as its employee’s and the employee’s are mad as he-l and will. not take being pass over for merit increases any more
The other reason is the chairman of the board/CEO doesn’t have a clue what DXC is and what it wants to be
Apparently the TRANSFORMATION JOURNEY has been completed. DXC transformed from a LARGE CAP to a SMALL CAP company. Way to go C-Suite! We knew you could do it!! Brilliantly facilitated by the incompetent cleptocrats…