Thread regarding DXC Technology layoffs

three envelops

Prepare 3 Envelopes
A CEO of a troubled company was relieved of his duties at the Board of Directors meeting. When he returned to his office to collect his personal belongings, his replacement was bringing in his first boxload. Not wanting it to be an uncomfortable moment, the former CEO spoke.

"I have nothing against you. This has been a terrible period in my life, and I only wish you the best," he said. "Before I go, let me give you three envelopes. If things start to become really tough, open the first one. After that, you will be fine for awhile, then when it gets tougher, open the second..."

The new CEO thanked his predecessor, finished moving in and began to organize himself. A few months went by, he had made no progress, and was called into a meeting with the Board of Directors. He decided it was time to open the first envelope.

Written on a piece of paper was the advice, "Blame conditions on your predecessor." The man went to the meeting, took the advice, and the Board seemed pacified. He promised in short time he would undo the damage from before.

A few more months went by with still no progress, and the CEO was faced with yet another grilling by the Board. He opened the second envelope. The message said, "Tell them you are in the middle of a reorganization." This he did and was granted some more time.

It soon became evident that whatever he tried, the CEO could not make any progress. He was faced with one more meeting before the Board and he had no clues. He took the third envelope out of his desk drawer, tore it open and read the instructions: "Prepare three envelopes."

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Post ID: @OP+1oMIV2gX

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Yes the guy knows his stuff, he can blind so many people Over 5 years, every quarter.

You have to applaud him his managed to cut the the company in half and still promising people growth.

Maybe the plan is to shrink it to 1/4 of the size then growth is easy to achieve. He will then leave with all g-ns blazing saying he turned DXC into growth.

It's all a matter of words and how you sell them.

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Post ID: @2usj+1oMIV2gX

Never thought I'd say this but Mike L's tenure is looking more like The Golden Years every day that goes by.

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Post ID: @2khf+1oMIV2gX

Not sure if he would not fail in preparing three envelopes.
Maybe 2 or a "I'll deliver them later"

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Post ID: @2tmy+1oMIV2gX

Three envelopes are ready. I will hand it over to the "goal" oriented next man.

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Post ID: @tzo+1oMIV2gX

Do any of you actually believe he cares now if he gets booted? He literally does not engage his company anymore.

He has generational wealth already. Every quarter he lasts just builds bank.

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