Just be like that AVP that was the emcee for the 101st Birthday Celebration. If you read this profile on Connect for this piece of executive trash, he "created" the position he is in. So while people who do actual work are laid off, this talentless clown is the emcee for birthday party celebrations with tiny cakes.
If that doesn't tell you right there that USAA is a lost cause as a company...not much else will. But if you are willing to su-k the peacock and do a d-mb job...you too might be an AVP one day. Lol