We're going to Milk it Dry

Hey su-kered gang

I've got people imposting me on here now, they are quite accurate though, I laugh.

Just to let you folks know myself and Mary are going to pound it together till the end, we're going to milk all the money dry, and leave it wrecked.

I been coming on here for the last 3 years telling you lot that I have screwed you and the shareholders but there's nothing you could do. I'm even the chair man ha ha, how you id--ts allowed that haha.

I told you I was permanently on holiday with Mary, on my yacht , just coming in for the analysts meet, but you didn't believe us.

Me and Mary made sure you gave us your raises, even in Covid, even in cost of living crisis, you wimps could say anything.

I'm going to Stretch it another year and I challenge all 130k of you, do what you can butwe are here and I'm going with a big payment.

Until then my yes men will hound you, they are more than good a$$ lickers looking up to thier master.

Your getting nothing, work hard for me and Mary, we will collect the rewards and live the dream.

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Hey Gang

You keep asking for raises, but as you know Me and finchy are taking them on your behalf.

Looks like them new analysts folks have finally worked me out, took them long enough - 4 years, I mean I used invevted silly new excuses every quarter, ha ha currency headwinds, contracts slipped to next quarter, cloud right, GBS is growing, and on... id--ts kept believing me even as the numbers were in free fall. Just managed to Bail out some shares before it all collapsed.

I've had all sorts of yes men nmy time like Bagel, holebarred, seallamb, meatall, and others on this "Transformation journal" only my Finchy on top still by me. Got rid off the ones that stuck up for you like Stevie.

I know delivery is totally fu---d now due to the lower yes men going too far cutting, there's no way we're going to win anything now, not even worth trying.

It's just how long me and Finchy can stick it out and milk every last drop before this thing crashes, it got less than a year left so we need to get hold off everything we can.

We can't even be bothered to send you an email now, the a$$ lickers are doing the bull now, left it to them whilst we enjoy ourselves.

Hope you get a better CEO and HR Veep to take you through the bankruptcy ha ha

Adios amigos

Can you all please log in to social media and tell about our AI prowess, Diversity, women workforce, Virtual first, Wellness month, Black History month etc. We need to promote our company.

Hey Gang

Me and Mary maybe 2nd rate according to you folk but we get the millions just for the buzzwords. My Mary doesn't even need to do that, she's a well rounded HR VP who just chills it out.

You guys need to work your ba--s off, your getting a big 00000% ha ha....

I'm still here even after the analysts worked me out, but you can't do anything.

Don't even think about my Mary she's staying on millions even if I go, nod Nod wink wink.

She can keep milking it after I'm gone, that will be my legacy.

You 2 have already milked it dry, 3 emails, a year, no showing on any town halls or comms to employees for the last 2.5 years, no visible marketing activities going on, no announcements on pay, company shrinking every quarter.

What sort of CEO,Chairman, and HR VP are you.

Certainly not normal behaviour.

If only you'd stayed at Axe-Center and kept The Gang there with you, we wouldn't have been bottom of the pile. Shame on you and your type.

Your going to be gone soon, and hopefully all the yes men as well. This company needs someone who can turn it around not failed 2nd cast offs from Accenture.

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