Thread regarding DXC Technology layoffs

Ive pulled it off again another year

Hey Su-kers Mike here

Another year and another $20 million plus for me and few million for my Mary.

You losers are getting a big fat zero, as usual this quarter I'll make it bad so you don't get a cent, in fact I will f you over even more by cuts.

You dummies don't learn its the same every year for the last 4 years, that transformation journey is never ending as I'm pivoting to cuts haha.

Spoken to the analysts and given the questions to ask, it's going to be the usual "I'm slowing the rate of loss", "uncertainty, even though there is none in the service sector" and on.

Can't use currency headwinds this time as currency is going to be positive, so will keep that quite.

Another week another million in the bank. Keep that hamster wheel rolling for me folks.

Me and Mary are just chilling and enjoying your pay, enjoying the finer life.

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Can you please invite the security, delivery and workplace head honchos as well to the party. That is only fair, cause they have contributed a lot to this turn around. They will all bring Bagels to the party.

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Post ID: @xub+1nUWvSGl

If we can't use the currency headwinds story, can we use the wildfires and the floods because of which our essential evolution slowed down a bit?

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Post ID: @sug+1nUWvSGl

At least with the $20 million + you’ll be able to buy yourself some friends! :-)

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Post ID: @ccj+1nUWvSGl

Your wrong i
I got my 8.7% pay increase at DXC this year !

oh wait , that wasnt at DXC, it was social security after i quit this ducked ( replace the d with a F) company

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