Hopefully we have turned around and put the past behind us.
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and there you go - even worse than expected results, worse than the guidance.
7% revenue decline, now a < $14B a yar revenue company. GIS (cloud, workplace) continues its shrinking to nothing with another stellar 10+% shrinkage and GBS continues to shrink as well.
Look for a redefinition of organic growth now those numbers are massively negative.
Market cap now below $5B. Quite an achievement on the 4 year anniversary of his being pushed out of Accenture. Their plan has worked absolutely brilliantly.
The Oxford - Cambridge - Stanford educated English professor (thanks for that title @syd+1nUDpBkH )
Results so great the share price has dropped 15%, so I guess we know what that means for staff pay, yet another year of nothing
Green shoots are helping us turn the tide. Work harder and take pride in making DXC great again. We will get pay increases. next year for sure
Here we go again with ChatGPT - almost every word incorrect, King Canute had more chance of turning the tide, DXC has never been great nor will it ever be, and there will be NO (read my lips) pay rises this year next year or ever for DXC staff - except of course if you are an Accenture reject.
A truly great piece of satire - well done!
@ahb+1nUDpBkH
A few more things will happen next year. Those eggs in your fridge... unicorns will hatch out of those.
Also, pigs will fly .
Green shoots are helping us turn the tide. Work harder and take pride in making DXC great again. We will get pay increases. next year for sure