We all know there are stories of outrageous behavior in our operating environments. People are human. They fight. They do stuff on purpose. 99% of the time incidents are papered over as "accidents" so nobody important gets in trouble. Let's hear your stories! I have a couple.
Two guys were fooling around offshore (FPSO) on a painting crew. The guy using the high pressure water stripper blasted his mate in the boot on purpose which significantly injured his leg through his trousers and sent him home. It was reported differently, of course.
I know another guy, personally, who banged his head on a drill rig bulkhead, sending him home for a couple months with a neck injury. It was recorded as a terrible unavoidable accident with lots of harumphs by management and reviews of bulkhead heights. In actual fact, he was CHASING another mo--n with whom he had a terrible fight. This was all covered up by offshore management lest they get in trouble for running a loose ship.