Dear DXC.
One of your customers has just announced a completely transparent easy to understand pay award based on your performance ranked on a scale of 1-5, with the size of your hike depending on your grading. It’s a table. That’s it:
This isn’t hard to do.
Or complicated.
Tea pate
You don’t need AI to tell you how to read a simple 1-5 matrix with some % aligned to each category lol
AI powered Platform DXC innovative offering.
and here we have another contender for the most surreal use of English language in 2023
Every single word is wrong about a cancelled legacy solution. Its up there with SpaceX and their "Rapidly Unscheduled Disassembly" to describe their rocket exploding and a failed launch.
At 3 emails a year and now doing
the F1 Circuit she won't have time to focus.
Actually, we advised that customer on that initiative, using the AI powered Platform DXC innovative offering.
C'mon gang, give Finchy a chance to sort this out, she's only been in charge of HR for nearly four years - things this complicated can't be done quickly.