This pertains to management: Letters to all employees being distributed as early as next week. Here's what's known (SUBJECT TO CHANGE):
- Your manager will receive your letter first. They will schedule 1-on-1 calls with you to talk about it.
- Some employees will get their letters before others. It will really depend on when your manager releases it to you.
- There will be two phases. The first phase will focus on people who are outside of the 9 hub zones. The second phase will focus on people inside the 9 hub zones.
- There will be mandatory relocations.
- You may have to relocate to another hub location to be with your org, even you are already in a hub location.
- You will have two options. Accept the relocation and be given 12-24 months to report to the new location. Decline the relocation will count as a resignation. Not replying counts as a resignation.
- There is absolutely no exit strategy or plan in place to replace key or mission critical people. Leadership is making this up as they go.
- Expect people to quit. Expect things to stop working.
- This is a layoff in disguise. Leadership is expecting people to quit to make people fit their RTO mandate.
- There are some half-baked attempts at accommodating relocations (Dallas is expanding parking garages.)
- There will be NO assigned seats or desks. Employees will be assigned to a specific building and a specific floor.
- Letters will contain your new RTO designation.
Stuff that currently isn't 100% confirmed, but strongly hinted at:
- Relocation costs will not be covered. You will have to pay for the move out of pocket.
- Medical accommodations and exemptions will go through the same old HR system. They may or may not exempt you from the letter. Personally, I wouldn't count on it unless the law is on your side.
- Claims that the company is "concerned" about your safety when commuting to urban hubs and is in talks with security contractors. Take it as you will, but don't hold your breath. This likely means you'll just have the typical security guard stationed at the lobby.
I really hate how leadership belittles and tortures people with this mystery cloak and dagger game. So if they can't talk, I will. This is everything that has been disbursed thus far.
I have three things to add:
Contrary to the actions of the company, you are worth something: don't underestimate your abilities. Having to update your resume and look for a new job is an inconvenience, but it's not the end of the world. You will realize that once you get out of this toxic relationship of being treated like a wet mop.
Don't be a loser. While others are whining to HR about MS Teams avatars, take this as an opportunity to lay down your accomplishments, brush up your interview questions, practice leetcode. Set a daily alarm clock and force yourself. Whatever it takes. Don't say you'll do it. DO IT.
Protect yourself and your own interests. Don't do anything silly that would land you in legal trouble. This circus ain't worth it. At the rate they are going, they will sink themselves.