Thread regarding Seagate Technology Inc. layoffs

Seagate A-Team in lockdown working on last minute plan

Rest assured fellow Gaters that some of our Crackshot executives are working day and night to get out of this financial sticky wicket. They are currently sequestered in a spartan farmhouse outside of a small village in Mexico. After jetting up to Portland to pick some quick food (Le Pigeon Burgers), then a quick turn and burn down to Puerto Vallarta they are down to the business of saving the business. No worries people we are in good hands!

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You wa-kers do know the corporate jet is leased out when it’s not in use for business purposes, right? So all these imaginary trips you’re conjuring up are certainly entertaining but also not true.

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I hope Big D and General Frosty are enjoying some well deserved Margaritas on my behalf

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