Hey does anyone know how a Employee reserves the company Jet for personal use? They Spouse and I need it the week after Mothers Day to go spend time with one of our Kiddos. So Super D if you could it waiting for us at MSP that would be great. We know the General and Yourself use it for non Seagate travel so don’t use that lame a$& excuse again.
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To reserve Air Frost One, call 1-666-WTF-DAVE. Security will then provide you with boarding passes and paddy wagon transportation to the terminal. You also get 8 free mental health sessions to use during the flight.
You can actually hang on to the wing while general frosty waves at you sipping her champagne in the jet. Just like the kid who was hanging on the US airforce evac jet in Kabul.
Don't !!!
Fly commercial, they have money for maintenance. This fat rat is worse than Trump.
He WILL use this as an opportunity to reduce headcount without severance if you get in that mothballed aircraft...and then claim insurance money to pay the US Commerce department for the fraud he and his Italian gangster committed.
Hey hey hey, see your kids and watch your concerts over Teams. It's much more efficient and an amazing experience.
I need to get back sharpiah from a tripaway to catch a concert. I wonder if I could borrow it too?
Lol, yeah make sure you send the right cars request first. It is broken by geographic region, so add them all to the cart to be sure. This way you can change your plans mid flight.
You just reserve it like a conference room, just make sure IT adds your email to the executive admin group so you can have access.