Thread regarding AT&T layoffs

Sushi is always relevant.

Too funny! We will be lucky to have bologna!

Obey. Consume. Believe. Do not question.

"And lap dancing service as well?"

Yes but all the dancers look like Stankey clones.

Atlanta Lenox office has hot food that’s pretty good and a nice environment. I do enjoy going there and hope that’s where we get RTO’d to. The other location, not so much. Not even a vending machine at the other office I have to go to with 30+year old office stuff, moldy everything, there’s a fridge that kind of works, it sucks. Hasn’t been renovated since it was built.

Only relevant info.

You're ugly and yo momma dresses you funny!

Our office doesn't even have vending machines. If you want chips or a cold water, you either bring it with you or drive to a near-by convenience store.

More like a mold infested refrigerator from the 80’s and microwave with leftovers baked into the sides that sounds like a lawnmower when you use it. That’s the standard for every office break room I’ve seen at T over the last 25+ years.

The memo did say "amenities," so yes.

My current amenities include an adjustable standing desk, Herman Miller chair, and multiple monitors, including a 32".

Think they'll match that?

And no, not bringing my $1200 chair or big Samsung or anything personal to an open office. The chair is worth it, btw. Zero back ache since I bought it 8 years ago. To do this job. Which won't be happening on any open workfloor.

I could not care less about sushi or even vending machines, because I won't be there.

Please stop clogging this forum with such posts. Only relevant info.

And a safe space with toys and coloring books when people get triggered.

Which of you TDPs are bringing the sushi?

Dirty tap water and an outside tent city to live in

And a booster station? Compliance is crucial to success.

Did someone say beer on tap

And lap dancing service as well?

Now you're talking! I'm down with RTO!

And hot yoga and full body massage too.