Thread regarding USAA layoffs

USAA RTO Participation Trophy

Make sure to pick one up as you walk in the door on September 5th. Don't expect things like free breakfast tacos or a concert from OneReplublic. Those fringe benefits are in the distant past. But you can happily display your beautiful USAA RTO Participation Trophy on your desk to be admired while you meet and collaborate in person with your teammates. But wait...you don't have your own desk to display your beautiful USAA RTO Participation Trophy. And you will still be meeting with your remote teammates via Zoom just like you do now while WFH. All you earned was a cr-ppy commute.

The corporate shills will be overjoyed to see you back in the office!

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Collect your flaco taco ration

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Post ID: @rlp+1mLP3rKM

wut did I win? lemme get dat extended lunch master peecock, oh damn really? +30 minutes say wuuut... dat makes it an hour and five minutes! You mean I dont gotta shovel my food today? Wut about da last 10 years I been working here? can I get dem hours back? tick tock, time is money fo da members master peecock, da missionary position, grab my ankles master peecock, above and beyond your head, deep deep

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Post ID: @srt+1mLP3rKM

Ohhhhh. A participation trophy. I feel super valued now.

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