Make sure to pick one up as you walk in the door on September 5th. Don't expect things like free breakfast tacos or a concert from OneReplublic. Those fringe benefits are in the distant past. But you can happily display your beautiful USAA RTO Participation Trophy on your desk to be admired while you meet and collaborate in person with your teammates. But wait...you don't have your own desk to display your beautiful USAA RTO Participation Trophy. And you will still be meeting with your remote teammates via Zoom just like you do now while WFH. All you earned was a cr-ppy commute.
The corporate shills will be overjoyed to see you back in the office!