Hey Gang
Another year and I managed toget through with a super share package.
This week I'm reporting the results to the Analysts and shareholders, Myself and Cenneth will do the normal, promise peanut butter tommorow, Keep them hanging on, I've already given them the script so they know the QAs. It's worked for nearly 4 years now.
Once that's out of the way internally it's a different story, your getting the usual screwing.
This playbook familiar? Haha
Typical Michael
What his written below is so true of how he behaves.
The ability to work out his loot well in advance, but not work out employee pay.
The hiding behind Vice Presedents and controlling what they say, and the VPs who are up his rear, the looting of the bo--y for madam M, even told us about Kens unhappiness and leaving.
How accurate this stuff is it's unbelievable.
LOOK
Those EVPs are worse than when Mickey flipped on the town hall when asked for pay raises.
They are so far up Mikes rear that they need extracting.
If you ask them about raises they will give the usual political bull, if, then, maybe, we don't know, answers.
Yet Mike and they know for definite their raises every year we'll in advance.
How do they work thiers out???? Bunch of .....
How about the newly minted EVPs and Presidents? I thought they are leaders who look out for the rank and file.
Hey Gang
I'm the one in power, and my sidekicks are just tell me how I want to hear it.
I know, that they know what's going on the ground but they tremble in front of me so pointless telling them about anything, if you've got something to say, speak with me direct.
It's a one direction communication channel, all of you (Except Mary) - shareholders, employees, analysts, and the gang are in my playbook.
DXC Fails
After the results are announced this Thursday, there is something circulating - change of hands with steak cutter 2 taking the reigns?
Does anybody have the full count of how much has been looted in the last four years from DXC? Anyone care to document it? This beats the "Kohinoor Story" by the imperial colonists.
Hey Gang
Can you stop asking why my Mary is getting more than Ken.
Ken has picked up on this and now saying his the CFO 2nd in charge and she's milking it.
Mary has always been my right hand woman, so I'm letting her milk it proper. Ken is ex CSC so he deserves less like you lot, only the ex Accenture gang deserves the bo--y.
Keep it shut I don't want a mutiny on my hands, that's not written in the playbook.
Thank you much appreciate the heads up. Will the newly added cronies also milk the system right? if not it is unfair for them, so please consider this. In return, we will post and repost all diversity, leadership, mental health and wellness stuff in the social media and keep the hype going. All in all an amazing Ponzi scheme that beats the Madoff. Welcome to Ashburn!