Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

A message from the messiah of Intel

Hearken unto me, ye employees of this company, for verily I say unto you that our fortunes have taken a great turn for the worse. Behold, the sun hath set upon our once-bountiful enterprise, and the shadows of desolation doth loom over us.

But let it not be said that we, as loyal and diligent servants of this company, have surrendered to the whims of fate. Nay, let us rise up with all the might and strength that we can muster, and let us work to turn the tides of this woeful season.

For though the way ahead may be fraught with trials and hardships, know that we have within us the resilience and tenacity to weather any storm. Let us band together, with a steadfast resolve and a noble purpose, and let us restore our company to its former glory.

Therefore, my fellow workers, let us not be disheartened, nor let our spirits falter. Let us instead set our minds to the task at hand, and let us work with all our hearts to bring our company back to the heights of prosperity. For it is in our power to do so, and it is our duty to do so. Let us therefore arise, and let us take up the challenge before us, with a brave and unyielding spirit.

Book of PG, 12.5

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Post ID: @OP+1lePXtxb

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Great sermon. Looks like someone has been playing around with ChatGPT again.

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Post ID: @1tlk+1lePXtxb

Pat's sermons should be chaptered by Year.WW I think, i.e. 23.7. With that timeline reference, His Book could make for some pretty interesting reading a few years down the road.

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Post ID: @jni+1lePXtxb

Out of your mouth comes what is in your heart.

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Post ID: @nef+1lePXtxb

Quit.

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Post ID: @rqu+1lePXtxb

@Op well at least if you get waxed, there is always a job waiting for you in the theatre.

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Post ID: @xsx+1lePXtxb

PatGPT is that you?!

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