Thread regarding DXC Technology layoffs

Hey Gang

I hear you lot steaming in anguish, your hurting on this pay front.

I'm telling you straight get them appraisals done, I've told my lickers to say raises are on to string you along for a while.

Raises will be given only to my gang and a few others and as chris ashholebared said to the EMEA folks bonuses were given last year so he sort of wasn't lying but more stretching it.

Marys doing a kitchen refurb at her new ranch so she's asked for a couple of million extra, think she's filled in a couple of admin forms this year so she deserves every cent, she special.

My managers are excellent at cutting I'm thinking of buying a 13 billion company so we can rinse and repeat again

In Latin the meaning of the name Salvino is: Savior

He has saved the lives of the ex Accenture 2nd rate gang who were going nowhere.

From nowhere they get $60 million+ now a year, where as the employees lives have been ruined.

After 4 years of chopping, the ship is finally sinking. Saviour Captain Salvino is about to disembark on his lifeboat with millions in his Bank shortly.

The pirate gang will also be paid off, leaving employees and shareholders to sink. Shareholders should have known listened to what the employees have been saying for a long time.

Please pass on your good news and your $ to the DXC shareholders mislead by greedy managers at HPE. DXC pay dear for this and time for Mikey no 1 and no 2 to face the music again. New CEO and CFO is needed to fire sale this company or to turn company around - which I think is to late.

Hey Gang

Your getting getting too clever for your own good. Any bright spark knows you don't go months talking to another company, they are either interested or not within a month.

I spun that takeover which allowed me to sell some shares at a inflated price. Wall Street has a good idea of where we are going so I have to try every trick in the book including buybacks so that the sp doesn't fall below $20 again.

You go on about pay raises, why can't you wear some extra layers and go on diets. Why do I have to suffer only a 50% rise for you lot wanting more.

I've only got a 1 year left to spin this before I'm chucked out, I've got to reach my target of $200million by then. You lot can keep working all your lives.

Watch out there some massive cuts coming your way.

The company is engaged in preliminary discussions and is sharing

How long can the company be in "preliminary" discussions? Even the analysts raised questions on this, and were of course ignored
Everything DXC does seems to take years longer than anyone else, a transformation "turnaround" and "execution momentum" that 6 years after creation of DXC still has not produced anything other than a halving of revenue and a share price that has not moved for 4+ years despite billions in share buybacks

‘The company is engaged in preliminary discussions and is sharing information. We do not have any further update on the situation today and we will not be commenting on it further,’ says DXC Chairman, President and CEO Mike Salvino‘ When you realize the bulk of rat face’s compensation is based on the value of DXC’s stock price, you can understand why he is spewing these incredible fairytales. The only place this chit-ho-e company will end up is in bankruptcy court. And the Accenture gang bails with largesse and golden parachutes. It’s a game as old as capitalism itself.

Hey Gang

If I cared about the guy who can't feed his kids or heat his home I wouldn't be taking your pay.

Can you believe you employees and shareholders, I'm the big Chairman, CEO, and President In one. No one can challenge me.

I gave you a 0% raise when inflation was at record levels and you couldn't do anything. Your incompetent with no voice. I don't even do town halls anymore.

Do you think I care about you? I've got to look after my Mary and the gang.

Ive even got my id--t minion managers bashing you lot, whilst we are enjoying ourselfs on the golf course, and cruises.

I think I may take $40+Million in pay this year, so be prepared for more cuts.

so if Mr Shouty is correct and revenue has "stabilised" at $3.5B a quarter (lets see if that really comes true in Q1) then we have the answer to the question below:

Q: How do you create a $14B company?
A: Give Mr Shouty a $25B company, pay him $28M a year and wait 4 years ...

... and here you have a poor guy lamenting in the internal channel that his gas prices have tripled and he is living from pay check to paycheck and has got only 25 dollars rise in a decade. this is really hitting close to home now for a lot of people.

How much did the rest of the swindlers get?