@xj First, all investors, big and small, are looking for Payola. Secondly, you can’t predict “monumental equity market shifts and revaluation” without providing any specifics, or you come across as just another TV celebrity telling me why I buy gold. Last, suggesting Oxy’ name is “dated and conjures the deep jingoistic past” sounds like you cut and pasted from some college text book.
You’re making an argument about what you think will happen as if it already happened. Gain back some credibility and show a little bit of humility by admitting that you’re just spouting stuff off the top of your head. If this doesn’t happen like you guarantee it will, you’ll just come up with something else that you will predict as 100% guaranteed. Oxy haters will shake their head in agreement.