Ok. Jabba the CEO cracked me up. Nearly sp-t my coffee on my keyboard.
I have to say, I don't miss the townhalls and fireside chats whatsoever. When my company was assimilated, I'd watch these things and wonder how this makes us money. It doesn't .
By comparison, before the purchase, our CEO quarterly meetings were where the market is, what are the macro factors, where's the industry headed, where we are, where we're going, any questions? Usually succinct and less than an hour. Maybe a few director reports.
BTW, the best, bar none, was the welcome webinar to the Microfocus folks. Mark++ all did up in a black turtleneck and black jacket. But he was too fat to pull it off, so his jacket needed shoulder padding, and it was a longer 3 button jacket. Cracked me up. I wondered who he was supposed to be? Steve Jobs turned cartoon super villain?