Thread regarding Nike Inc. layoffs

It's soon going to be musical chairs at Nike. When the music stops a lot of you are going to be without a chair. Knowing that the smartest thing

you should do NOW is bag your Nike job. Give your manager an hour's notice that you are resigning from your job at the end of the day. Let's say you normally get off work at 5 pm. So, you should tell, email or call your manager at 4 pm and say Adios! Then at 5 pm as you walk out of your Nike office for the last time.
Your next move should be a career change. So, to make yourself sound like a solid prospect to potential employers in whatever career change you decide to pursue, you need a good resume even if it's fake. Like where you take all the credit for someone's else work saying you did this and that and saved Nike a billion dollars. With this approach your bound to get your foot in the door with whatever company you want to work for next.


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What a great idea! Quit with a one hour notice and before you have another job lined up. What could go wrong??

Congrats OP. While there are some truly mo--nic posts here, you somehow managed to rise to the top! With icing on the cake for not knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re”. That’s always a sign of superior intelligence! /s

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100%

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Post ID: @ar+1ksp63b9j

Now there is no layoff imminent, the AI-generated engagement posts are picking up to try and keep relevant.

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Post ID: @ac+1ksp63b9j

Nice try, HR, but I’ll stick around for the severance

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