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6 Sigma

OK, so Six Sigma is impressive cause nothing says INOVATION like spending 6 months proving with a laminated chart that people occasionally make mistkes... then assigning Greek letters to the revelation so it feels scientific.

its greatest achievement is turning common sense into a certification ladder... where every workplce problem can be solved by a belt-ranked priesthood... armed with acronyms, control charts, and the spiritual conviction that if a process still fails it simply has not been measured into submission hard enough...

So, yea - Six Sigma is the way to go...


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Post ID: @OP+1ks1f4081

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The “Greek letters” are related to math though right?

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Post ID: @d4+1ks1f4081

You might want to start by learning to spell "INNOVATION" correctly.

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Post ID: @ch+1ks1f4081

We tried that lime 15 or 20 years ago. That fad passed about as quickly as Agile.

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Post ID: @ca+1ks1f4081

I am a black belt and I can tell you that is not the way to go. They couldn’t do agile well why would they be good at 6sigma which is so much more complex.

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Post ID: @a7+1ks1f4081

Bruh, we have to do a "Happiness Workshop" next week lmao... You know what would make me happy? Not getting my bonus cut or literally anything actually ever working 🤣😅

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