The Trend is Not Your Friend

Has anyone else noticed that for the past 2 years we have been making LESS money.

It appears that our we-ponized ranking system is definitely paying dividends.

A few more people in the PIP aught to do it. Let’s go ahead and run off our most experienced personnel and outsource overseas.

To the board…..keep up the great work. Y’all all deserve bonuses.

Inflation-adjusted profits (millions USD, in April 2026 dollars):
• Q1 2026 (ended Mar 31): $4,183 → ~$4,220 (minimal adjustment)
• Q4 2025: $6,501 → ~$6,630
• Q3 2025: $7,548 → ~$7,720
• Q2 2025: $7,082 → ~$7,280
• Q1 2025: $7,713 → ~$7,980
• Q4 2024: $7,610 → ~$7,950
• Q3 2024: $8,610 → ~$9,050
• Q2 2024: $9,240 → ~$9,750

#Bonus #Outsourcing #PIP #Performance

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This will become very pronounced when XOM sells less attractive assets and the power play begins…PiP and turf battles will get worse. We are being cushioned by high commodity prices and robust production. By 2027/2028 XOM will have serious challenges keeping current production rates.

@ap Yep, we’re in Deepwater, alright.

And it is about to get significantly worse with Guyana and Permian’s best days and wells already drilled. The Horizon challenge is real and not going to be pretty. Should be called the Horizon cliff or Horizon brick wall.

If you’re worried about your people that’s the kind of data you look for and pay attention. Yes it’s wpon but thats just the start of the layers of what’s wrong here.

Yes everyone notices

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