Layoff AI secret agent has detected a collaboration visit at Intel Oregon fab between King of layoff Muxsh and King of stocks LBT to plan out more layoffs by replacing your jobs with robots to bump up the stocks again. Get ready to block him enter all the toilets before your jobs are gone.
You hear it first here !
Can his humanoids sh-t by itself ?
If you cannot sh-t you cannot do any work period.
Make sure they can do that before laying off any human worker.
Still waiting for the DOGE checks ….
Uh oh you guys have to actually produce results now or it’s bye bye.
a Muxsh robot couldn't replace anything except a paper weight or a doorstop, but he will look for layoffs, it being what he be doing best.
He wan't king
Jack Welch is