Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Unassigned Office - Actually good

Wow, just had to jump on here and say it. The switch to open-plan with unassigned seating (HMP) has been straight up fantastic. I used to dread coming in but now I actually look forward to it. You grab your laptop in the morning, pick a spot, and bo-m - you’re sitting near completely different people every day. The random conversations that pop up are gold. Ideas get shared, problems get solved on the spot, and you feel way more connected to what’s happening across the business.

What really makes it shine is how open and transparent management has been through the whole thing. They didn’t just roll it out and disappear. They’ve been walking the floors, asking for real feedback, and actually listening. You can tell they genuinely want this to work and they’re being upfront about why these changes matter for all of us. Its refreshing to see that level of honesty from the top.

Because of it we’re moving faster, collaborating better, and honestly beating the pants off the competition who are still stuck in their old cubicle worlds or half-empty hybrid setups. The energy in the buildings is so much better now. Feels like a real one-team culture.

Chevrons ki-ling it with this approach. Makes me proud to be here and way more excited about the future.

Has anyone else had those “wow this actually works” moments with the new seating? Especially wondering how its going for the field and ops crews when they come into the office. You guys liking it or nah?
Would love to hear your stories!


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@zb I agree. Us goosesteppers need to stick together. All these DEI complainers will be gone in the next round of layoffs. But we mudflaps need to stick together and lap up whatever swill our illustrious leaders dish out to us. We will be the last of the chosen few to remain on the US payroll.

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Post ID: @2y8+1kq66mf8v

@zb "as you can see by the upvotes." ... you are either a troll or stupid as it is clear the "votes" are consistently manipulated by HR (easy to do, just log in with a volatile VPN).

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Post ID: @1c6+1kq66mf8v

It is like a morgue. It is the least collaborative environment I’ve been a part of in 20 years. Nobody speaks because the whole floor hears your conversation. Only the butt kissers, networkers and sc--w offs like it.

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Post ID: @1bv+1kq66mf8v

Yes, I am perfectly good with it, and so are many others, as you can see by the upvotes.
Epic Thread Fail if it was supposed to be sarcasm.

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Post ID: @zb+1kq66mf8v

If it is that productive, then why some are being moved to Hess building to assigned seats?

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Post ID: @vf+1kq66mf8v

It would be ok if it wasn't for all the Texas food creating gastric reactions

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Post ID: @k0+1kq66mf8v

You have got to be fu**ing kidding me. There s no a single person in this company who would agree with this!

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Post ID: @ey+1kq66mf8v

@OP
Are you snorting glue?

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Post ID: @eg+1kq66mf8v

I am getting used to the open plan office format as well , it took a while but I can get in, boot up and get rolling much quicker now. At first it was he.ll as I am not that sociable but I just mostly ignore everyone else , like usual. Happy that I am not on the street looking for work for sure.

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Post ID: @ed+1kq66mf8v

HMP - Welcome Home! What a joke.

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Post ID: @e1+1kq66mf8v

RB, is that you? Several of these obviously fake posts now -- sounds like someone trying to save their job with a last moment PR campaign to make it appear like the employees are LOVING IT!

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Post ID: @dy+1kq66mf8v

Brown Nosing no longer works these days.

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Post ID: @dh+1kq66mf8v

someone is playing with the likes as usual

  • 10 for op
  • 1 for everyone else
    don't think so
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Post ID: @d9+1kq66mf8v

HR here....we hate it as much as you do. Everyone knew this was a terrible idea when our managers and personal admin get an assigned offices but we don't. How dare they get inconvenienced.
HR doesn't make the horrible ideas. We just have to execute their poorly thought out ideas.

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Post ID: @cr+1kq66mf8v

HR plant or sarcastic meter at 💯 +. Anyway laughed at the post.
If truly HR TL;DR obvious.

"open seating makes my heart beat faster, just so excited to sit someone who passes gas"

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Post ID: @cq+1kq66mf8v

@OP
wow, i wonder why they don't practice this in the universities
that collaborate all the time and create

they must not be as smart as you and chevron

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Post ID: @aw+1kq66mf8v

@OP OK, dude, you really have mastered the art of the troll with these insane posts. 😝

Yeah, love me some unassigned space! Yessirreeeeee! Every morning, after a hellish commute, I savor the opportunity to spend 15 min circling the floor for a spot to sit, only to find that some genius had his preferred seat ‘reserved’ by an admin or a buddy with a sweater or jacket draped over the chair.

This has made me so much more productive.

Thank you MW!

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