Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

#cubepic marked spot on sidewalk

We should spray paint a square on the sidewalk so everyone knows where to stand for their #cubepic


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Post ID: @OP+1kjb28swe

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I keep going there to get a cube photo for near future use and a Police car is parked where I need to stand.

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Post ID: @14e+1kjb28swe

@OP Lame. 😒

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Post ID: @13t+1kjb28swe

It would be more artsy if we just placed a 3-D camera in front of the cube so that PIP'd employees can upload the 3-D picture to their LinkedIn account.

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Post ID: @wv+1kjb28swe

@vm that was Rex Tillerson actually

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Post ID: @vz+1kjb28swe

@vf how about cutting a soapbox from the infamous Lee Raymond tree stump people can stand on?

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Post ID: @vm+1kjb28swe

Come on, We Are ExxonMobil! Surely we can do better than a paint spot, how about an imported marble paver from Italy with the proper inscription, perhaps “Thank you for your service, now GtFO! But first we need a task force to come up with the concept, the hire the EPC, then get the AFE approved, the set up the project team to manage it. It will come in over budget and beyond the P50 S/U date the management committee will high 5 each other….

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Post ID: @vf+1kjb28swe

Just download a previous CubePic from LinkedIn and Photoshop your picture in place of the former employee who posted the CubePic.

Also, if you are still and employee, use ChatGPT to de-age your photo posted on LinkedIn. I have seen several employees that look 15 years younger after they de-aged their photo and used it instead of their "real" photo. It is ethically wrong to look 15 years younger, but it is not illegal.

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Post ID: @k0+1kjb28swe

Both great suggestions! AI yourself into the generic Cube picture, saves time waiting in the line!

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Post ID: @j0+1kjb28swe

maybe a kind person can take a generic cubepic with no subject and post it somewhere for us to download, so that the rest of us HC10 can photoshop our exxodus cubepic

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