Thread regarding Nike Inc. layoffs

Strategy still in the chat?

Do we still have a strategy function? What do they do? Just making decks again, or driving value? If the latter, when does the value part happen?

If no value… why… you know… do we have them? Overpriced MBA’s gotta go somewhere. Why here?


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Having lost a relative half a trillion in value… why wasn’t strategy and finance completely gutted?

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Former strat monke here, worked under CD (HON's personal lapdog)

The only thing that function does is deck flinging, third rate hacks hiring third rate DEI hacks.

"chart go up" magic combined with with endless brown nosing

JH got her job for butchering SEC and DH's useless transformation org. MFs inner circle as usual.

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If there has been value from strategy lately, I’d love to hear about it.

Glorified chiefs of staff without the ability, authority, vision, experience, or functional knowledge to deliver anything of value to the company, or the function they’re assigned. Each function has one. Has for 10+ years.

If company value doesn’t increase, isn’t that literally a shortcoming of its strategy? What am I missing? They are the highest paid and most Ivy credentialed players in the game.

…and yet, as individuals and as a function; can’t see the end of their nose. Let alone providing strategic insights or direction for the company.

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Post ID: @cd+1kj9davkh

Has strategy ever created tangible value? That would be a good first place to cut, no? Instead we layoff the doers and keep promoting the PowerPoint warriors. Make it make sense.

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Post ID: @cb+1kj9davkh

Lol. Any SD or Dir of strategy could be replaced by AI at this point.

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