There's a team proposing the following update to the OS Behaviors -
1) Accountability Deflection Mastery - Why own a problem when you can schedule three meetings to discuss whose problem it really is?
2) Narrative Optimization - Reality is negotiable. Alignment is mandatory.
3) Strategic Efficiency - Cutting corners isn’t negligence, it’s “operational agility.”
4) Perception Management - Performance rarely matters. Visibility matters more.
5) Meeting Endurance - If a decision can be made in 10 minutes, ensure it takes at least 6 calendar invites.
6) Innovation Vocabulary Fluency - Repackage the same idea every 18 months. Call it transformation.